While Rick and Morty starting planting nukes along the canyon walls, they discover that the remaining sperm are all heading for Las Vegas. Sticky breaks the two free and together they defeat the sperm. They then freeze Rick in crystallized semen and the two are led to a talking sperm in a mechanical suit known as the Sperm Queen, who reveals that Morty is the one responsible for their creation to a disgusted Rick. He then attempts to perform autofelletio on himself before the sperm devour him. He asks Morty to not tell Sports Illustrated model Kathy Ireland that he is wearing her thong. Blazen leads them into the caves where the sperm are hiding, and ends up stabbing himself in the chest and accidentally revealing that he wears a thong, shattering Rick and Morty's image of him. In the war room, Summer comes up with an idea to create a giant egg for the sperm to flock to, but has her idea stolen by Shabooboo. Morty saves a sperm with its tail stuck under a rock after it recognizes him as its creator, dubbing it "Sticky". Rick, Morty, and two marines (one named Blazen that they believe to be incredibly cool) survive the crash, although the other marine is killed when the sperm attack. The sperm, rapidly evolving, shoot down the plane with a trebuchet. At Morty's suggestion, the President sends Rick, Morty, the country's nukes, and a helicopter full of Marines to the Grand Canyon. When he brings in a captured sperm monster and announces that he intends to analyze it, Morty shoots it to cover his tracks. The President brings in Professor Shabooboo, the world's leading expert on sperm, who theorizes that the sperm will head to the Grand Canyon because of its vaginal shape. The family is airlifted to the Pentagon's war room by the President, where Morty agrees to lie for Rick and tells the President that they know nothing about the outbreak. Rick blames himself, believing he brought in a bad sample, much to Morty's guilt and relief. When Morty comes to, he sees that the sperm have mutated into floating, toothy monsters that eat humans. A power surge goes through it and the barrel explodes. After Morty frantically convinces Rick not to test the semen to verify that it indeed belongs to a horse, Rick proceeds to work on his experiment. To his shock, he learns that Rick borrowed a barrel of "horse semen" from the hospital to create a bioweapon, to be used on an underground race of cannibalistic horse people called "chuds" that he and Morty have been fighting. One week later, Morty relaxes at home, thinking back at his deed, before he notices a familiar barrel Rick brought back with him. Curious, and to Beth's surprise, he quickly volunteers to work with her, with the purpose to use the mount to jerk him off. While at Beth's workplace, Morty begs her to hurry up so they don't miss the movie (in Beth's words, "the new Marvel shit that the kids are jizzing about"), he notices the hospital's horse breeding mount. The Smiths band together to fight an army of giant mutant sperm, and let's just say everyone would be better off if Morty stays away from Beth's work.
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